…you’re doing it wrong.
COLEBROOK, N.H. (AP) — A 7-year-old Connecticut boy is recovering from non-life-threatening injuries suffered in a snowmobile crash in northern New Hampshire.
New Hampshire Fish and Game officers say Thomas Reeves of Winsted, Conn., suffered head and chest injuries from his accident on a trail in Dix’s Grant on Monday. He was operating the snowmobile and failed to negotiate a left curve in the trail.
Call us old-fashioned, but who the hell gives a seven-year-old the keys to a snowmobile? Might as well give him the keys to the truck and ask him to go out and pick you up a 30-pack.